Membership needed!

Please please please can someone give me a membership!

If you do i will give you:

A dadteds winners pack
Be admin on the blog Friends of CP and On RockhopperWeb blog
Also i will advertise you site on mine by making a widget and puting it in the isdebar
add you to my blogroll
i will meet you on cp and be your buddy
and give you a penguin called Pirate Test or Bot Server
Also you can be a Mod or Admin on my Forum!
Or if you give me a coin code or Card Jitzu code i will give you all that!

So please email me at dadtedservices@yahoo.co.uk

please

If you do you will make me very very happy!

Sorry, I'm not sure I can get you membership, I will see.

thank you even if you dont get me a membership! Thanks

Your welcome.

would anyone be able to give one of the following:
Coin Code
Membership
Card Jitzu Code